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Grim Corporation
Interoffice Memo
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“It’s Grim–Have We Got a Fairy Tale You!”
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From: The Boy Who Cried Wolf To: Chicken Little Re: Staffing Reductions Date: October 16, 2011 CC: M. Goose, Marketing Department HeadsYour outburst of uncontrollable clucking, followed by pecking at the corn-fiber carpet in our meeting today was unprofessional. Corporate policy requires all barnyard proceedings to take place outside departmental meetings. As well, corporate plans will change from time to time. Our corporate strategy now declares that the sky is not falling.