Ring. Ring (a telecom auditory alert mechanism).
“Hello?”
“Ms. Tipsce?”
“Yes?”
“This is Prudence Tree-Hugger. How are you this evening?”
“Fine, how can I help you, Ms. Tree-Hugger?”
“Ms. Tipsce, call me Prudence. I wanted to let you know the sand bagging class has been cancelled. Oh, and while I have you on the phone, I was wondering if you have thought about environmental insurance for you and your family?”