World War Not

“World War Not” 

(If media had reported on World War II, the way they report Anthropogenic Forcing of the Radiative Balance)

To Wit:

December 7, 1941:

…Sketchy reports have come in about ships taking on water in Pearl Harbor. Experts at CNS (Cartel News Service) say it is common for ships to take on water during storms and there are large pumps in the ships that handle such events. Let’s talk with an expert from the Enterprise Institute about pumps…”

December 8, 1941:

“…It appears that a storm of some sort–storms are very common in Hawaii in December–has sent water rushing over the decks of some of the smaller ships in the Navy’s port of Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Fires have been reported as well, but not confirmed by CNS. Contractors working with the Navy indicate an attack of some sort–but we all know defense contractors make money from such events. Let’s talk to our specialist on defense contractor fraud and see what he thinks…”

December 9, 1941:

“…The USS Enterprise, seen here in a recent news-real, launches its flock of fighters in a training exercise. These exercises are meant to simulate a Japanese attack and the massive response of US forces against such an attack. Let’s listen in and watch our planes take flight in this training exercise…”

December 10, 1941:

“…Department of Defense officials report a series of mishaps aboard a US battleship that may have resulted in injuries or a loss of life. Questions as to the reason are still under investigation, but congressional sources indicate some of the local laborers might have left a watertight hatch unattended during a maintenance operation causing a fire to spread throughout the ship. In related stories, soldiers on Wake Island report their training exercises are going well despite local resistance to change. Modifications to the defense systems are underway…”

April 22, 1942:

“…The ongoing investigation of a scientific team in Hawaii working on a top secret defense project has drawn the attention of the most powerful US financiers–who claim the series of mishaps in Pearl Harbor last year was the direct result of scientists ‘Sticking their noses in place they shouldn’t be…’ A call for a full scale investigation is underway. In the mean time, in Africa, British forces continue their war games with our allies, the Germans. On a sadder note, General Douglas MacArthur has died in a plane crash…”

April 22, 1944:

“…It has been confirmed that there is a possibility of bombs falling on United States coastal cities from the skirmishes in Europe and Asia. Collateral damage is possible, but the removal of forces from Hawaii in 1943 and England in 1942 are seen as key reasons such bombing would not take place for at least a decade or two. Next, stay tuned for news on the arrest of the dissident scientists protesting a lack of US action on World War Not. Sources say the trial of Neils Bohr, Robert Oppenheimer, and German-Jewish spy Albert Einstein will be the media event of the year…”

April 22, 1945:

“…The explosions reported along the Eastern seaboard remain under investigation. Select committees of corporate leaders, Senators, and the US Speaker of the House have been dispatched to Utah, to investigate…”

April 22, 1954:

“..As predicted the skirmishes in Europe and Asia, World War Not, have come to a close. Having had little affect on the US due to our wealth, scientific prowess, and economic clout, US defense forces are being disassembled. On the economic front, the Deutschmark is trading higher against the Yen. Said one US analyst, the switch to the Deutschmark and the Yen as global currencies are a major win for the US with the retirement of the US dollar as currency. Financier turned Senator, Prescott Bush agrees, saying…”

June 11, 2001:

“…The President made clear today that he had no intention of reversing his opposition to a global warming accord. The Heritage Foundation, The Enterprise Institute, The Petroleum Institute, and CNS have already stated climate change will not effect the US until the end of the century…”